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If you're a journalist trying to get an interview, We will (probably) happily oblige with your request. Most of the time, We'll do email-only interview. You can ask us if we can do a voice/facetime chat, but chances are we're going to decline. Remember, if at any point we don't agree to continue the interview with you, chances are it's because you're being an asshole!